I have 3 cats. No I'm not a cat lady yet...I swear. I'm pretty sure you need at least 6 or more to be a cat lady.
Sorry Mom. You just might be a cat lady.
Notice that I left out "crazy". While I do think that bowing down to our cat overlords is a bit crazy, I don't think it makes you a crazy cat lady. Crazy cat lady would have to be 15 or so cats.*
But who cares, right? This ain't about the number of cats you have. This is about having a smelly cat.
One of my 3 cats has long hair and let's just say that sometimes...umm...things get stuck to his hiney that I like to call "cling-ons". Yep, occasionally he gets a poop stuck in his pants. I keep his butt hair trimmed the best that I can but sometimes it just happens, yanno?
And he becomes " THE SMELLIEST CAT IN THE WORLD ".
I swear to god I've cleaned him 3 times now and he still stinks to me. It's probably a bad idea to febreze him, right? <sigh>
See now I think I can never have anyone over because I never know when he's going to get a cling-on and then stink for the whole day no matter how much I clean him. This could spiral out of control until it invariably ends in me shaving the poor cat bald. He's a big cat too so I don't think he'd look especially good bald. It might make him downright angry and nobody holds a grudge better than a cat ( as cat owners well know ).
There ya go. My life could be ruined over because of a smelly, angry cat.
And I would take it too because he'd turn around and do something cute making me go, "aww who's a handsome kitty?".
Smelly cat bastard.
Why does he have to be cute?
*It's not a fact. It's just me making shit up 'cause it's my blog and I can.