Seeing as how it's apparently the third Friday the 13th of 2015, I figured it would be fitting to make it my daily doom.
I know as a teenager I witnessed a minor car crash on a Friday the 13th.
But that's it.
Hah! I HAVE NO DOOM FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH!
It's a doom-free day people, despite the superstition. Oh great now I feel the need to knock on wood or something bad will happen.
So basically I just created a doom out of a feeling of a lack of doom. And when I say that, I'm not kidding. I actually start to worry.
I CAN'T WIN.