I'm not allergic to bees. I've been stung a couple of times.
For some reason I still imagine being chased by a cloud of angry bees bent on my destruction.
NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On T.V. and movies there's always a lake to jump into in order to escape but what if, in real life, there's no lake?
How do I outrun the bees?
When I was a kid I thought I was being chased by a bee, so I took off in a frantic run to escape what was sure to be an angry cloud of vengeful bees. I can't remember what happened but I do know it turned out to be a butterfly chasing me. Yeah. A butterfly. THE TERROR! My sister LOVES this story. I may have tripped over a tree branch in my frantic attempt to escape the enemy but I can't really remember.
All I know is my doom was put to the test that day and lo, the doom remains.
It could still happen.
BEES ARE UNPREDICTABLE!